Youngster Joey is well known for his incessant calling to trainers who've battled him. Though the near-constant updates on his Ratatta's progress are annoying, it was clear that the youngster way of life made sense to AJ, the chosen host of TPP Crystal, when he went to great lengths to get Joey's number back after accidentally deleting it from his Pokégear.
This is the anthem of the Youngsters, of Ratattas, and the eternal struggle to be in the Top Percent!
I'm JOEY!
My RATATTA's top percent!
The Youngster way of life is the one that makes sense!
I'm JOEY!
Now you're my best friend!
I'll call you on my cell phone when your battles end!
"This is a big battle, so leave me alone!"
This a big battle
So leave me alone, leave me alone
Wait, you look weak!
So c'mon let's battle, c'mon, let's battle!
"Yo, how's it going?"
[Chorus]
I'm JOEY!
My RATATTA's top percent!
The Youngster way of life is the one that makes sense!
I'm JOEY!
Now you're my best friend!
I'll call you on my cell phone when your battles end!
x2
"Yo, how's it going?"
"This is JOEY. Yeah, this is JOEY."
"How are your Pokémon doing? My RATATTA's looking sharper than before!"
"I doubt there's a Pokémon as cool as THIS GUY in YOUR party!!!"
I took down a wild one the other day
It was a cakewalk, what else can I say
I guess it can't be helped, no, no
With us being so tough, oh, oh
"YO, GOT A MINUTE??"
[Chorus] x2
"Yo, got a minute?"
"Ratatta's raring to go, just like always!"
[Chorus] x2
I'm Joey! I'll call you on my cell phone!
"Yo got a minute?"
I'm Joey! I'll call you on my cell phone, when your battles end!
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